A little embarassed inside and that’s okay.
You too can eat tacos everyday and be 95 pounds.
I thought I’d post some of the stupidest shit I’ve heard in the last year. I’m not going to lie and say yeah, like omg, I hate this shit. I never listen to it. That’d be untrue. I am guilty of liking it for a couple days…months (yeah right, try hours!).. or whatever, but I really hated myself for it. That’s a little extreme. I’m just saying these songs now hurt my eyeballs. It begs the question, do these songs fucking suck? Or do they suck so fucking bad they’re good.
I know for sure Planetakis is a mess and a half. I mean the song has a potentially boppy beat, but the lyrics are so unnerving. Dancing pogo in the shoes of Kylie Minogue? That’s got to be worse than a Milli Vanilli song. Of course then there’s Heidi Montag’s song, which I can’t tell if it’s paying homage or directly ripping off Timbaland in the background noises.
Maybe I’m just disgruntled because randomly while I was sorting through checks at work I got turned on like some kind of cat in heat. I stood there scribbling orders from babies while I was fantasizing about fucking. What do you do when that strikes you in the middle of a family rush? There’s not one goddam person to stare at and relieve the momentary horniness over. Oh well, whatever.
MP3: Planetakis – Dancing Pogo In The Shoes of Kylie Minogue
MP3: Heidi Montag – Body Language
P.S. Did you see Heidi Montag on Jimmy Kimmel last night? She’s a fucking genius. Seriously.
Haha, i know that situation of being in doubt about a track . I think the tracks would do good in the low class mainstream night club – they aren’t memorable !
I like it!!! Anything mixed with Yaz is great, though…
“Body Language” – i’ve been shamelessly pressing it on my friends for months now. everyone hates it. i’ll love it forever.
I would play it if there was an instrumental.